Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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