He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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