Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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