I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I see more hoeing in ur future
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