if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
