Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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