I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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