Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Randomize
