Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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