Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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