I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
