I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
it was like eating out sand paper
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Everclear isn't food dammit
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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