Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
