I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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