You made me cry and you don't even care
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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