so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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