We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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