so explain again why im purple
no
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
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