Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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