I'm drive I can fine osifer
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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