school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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