how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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