just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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