is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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