i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
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Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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