He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
All I want is dick and wine.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I have post one night stand depression
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