i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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