Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
