So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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