Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
im holly from the hills drunk
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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