Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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