So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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