THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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