yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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