I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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