belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
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I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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