one word: firstdatebathroomanal
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i will never coherently bang her
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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