No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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