Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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