I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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