Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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