just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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