all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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