Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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