Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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