let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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