weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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