Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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