Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she told me i tasted like america
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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