operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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