Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
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I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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