she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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