she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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