More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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